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› ABOUT
ROGER MURSICK
Roger K. Mursick
One of the most sought after comedians working today, Roger
Mursick is a touring headline act working night clubs, colleges
and corporate events as well as a favorite opener for major
concert tours such as Ray Charles, Natalie Cole and Smokey
Robinson as well as being a contributing writer to the
Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Having been seen on numerous local and national television
programs (Larry King, ABC Nightline with Ted Koppel, HBO, and
Comedy Central) this "Master Monologist" is a comedic
contradiction. He may first appear as the clean cut,
straight as an arrow fellow next door, yet with his smirking
pose, wise-guy voice and wickedly gleeful grin Rogers's comedy
examines the more twisted ironies of life.
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…On
health and Exercise: A recent study says
that Americans are too lazy to exercise…However,
to avoid a flight of stairs we will run for an
elevator.
…At my health club all of the machines have seatbelts…I've never
seen anyone exercise so intensely that they are actually thrown from the apparatus.
…On politics: Congress has
a new bill to crack down on welfare cheats…in the future
in order to collect food stamps, you'll have to show a drivers
license and two major credit cards.
…On Security: I
feel so safe now that federal troops are patrolling our airports…you
know, because they've done such a good job securing our borders.
…On Healthcare: Congress
said they want to regulate nicotine as a drug…So I guess
now you can buy a carton of smokes for fifty cents through
your HMO
…On life and marriage: I've
been married twenty years and it seems like the longer were
together the more clothes we wear to bed. When we first got
married we slept in the nude, a year later it was sweat pants….the
other night I couldn't find the hood to my parka.
Winner of the "Greater Southeast Comedy Competition" in
Atlanta, Roger is originally from Washington, D.C. and now
spends much of his time in Los Angeles when he's not on the
road in theatres and nightclubs making audiences reel with
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